
My Childhood on Planet of the Apes
"Damn you," cried the practically naked Charlton Heston as he fell to his knees on the beach in front of the half-buried Statue of Liberty ...

The Louisville Slugger
I did my last three years of high school in a district that was cramped for space. Because there was only an elementary school and ...

Glue-Boy
His real name was Daniel David Davison III, but nobody called him that except Sister St. James and the principal every time he got sent ...

O Coward Conscience
O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me... My conscience hath a thousand several tongues, And every tongue brings in a several tale, And every ...